The Absurdity & Humor in Junk Food Culture
The Most Ridiculous Junk Food Product Names Ever Conceived
Some junk food products boast names that are hilariously absurd, overly descriptive, or just plain bizarre, like “Screaming Yellow Zonkers,” “Fukola Cola,” or “Poo-lar Bear Ice Cream,” often aiming for novelty or shock value.
Liam browsed an online store for quirky snacks and found “Unicorn Barf” candy (rainbow sprinkles) and “Zombie Flesh” jerky (green-tinted beef). “These product names are getting ridiculous!” he laughed. The absurdity was clearly part of their marketing appeal, a humorous hook for adventurous junk food eaters.
Why Do We Find Competitive Eating of Junk Food So Hilariously Gross?
Competitive eating, involving rapid consumption of massive quantities of junk food (hot dogs, pies), is often perceived as hilariously gross due to the spectacle of gluttony, distorted faces, potential for vomiting, and the sheer unnaturalness of the act.
Sarah watched a hot dog eating contest, simultaneously fascinated and repulsed. The contestants’ faces contorted as they stuffed down dozens of wieners. “It’s so gross, but I can’t look away!” she giggled. The sheer absurdity of competitive junk food consumption was a bizarre form of entertainment.
The Absurdity of “Extreme” Milkshakes That Defy Gravity (and Digestion)
“Extreme” or “freak” milkshakes, piled high with donuts, cake slices, candy, and whipped cream, are an exercise in absurd over-the-top indulgence. Their gravity-defying construction is visually impressive but often practically impossible to eat gracefully, let alone digest comfortably.
Mark ordered the “Volcano Vortex” milkshake. It arrived with a whole brownie, three cookies, and a sparkler teetering on top. “This isn’t a drink, it’s an architectural marvel of pure junk food absurdity!” he exclaimed, wondering how he’d even start to tackle the sugary behemoth.
The Funniest (and Worst) Junk Food Marketing Fails
Junk food marketing sometimes misses the mark spectacularly, resulting in unintentionally hilarious or cringeworthy campaigns due to bad puns, cultural misunderstandings, tone-deaf messaging, or simply bizarre creative choices that become legendary fails.
Chloe remembered a 90s soda commercial that tried to be “edgy” but just came off as confusing and slightly disturbing, featuring a talking dog obsessed with the drink. It became a legendary marketing fail, a prime example of junk food advertising trying too hard and falling flat.
Junk Food Themed Costumes: From Hilarious to Horrifying
Junk food themed costumes for Halloween or parties—a giant hot dog, a walking pizza slice, a sexy candy wrapper, or even a “moldy burger”—can range from hilariously creative and lighthearted to sometimes genuinely unsettling or horrifying.
David’s friend arrived at the Halloween party dressed as a “Zombie French Fry,” complete with ketchup “blood.” It was both hilarious and slightly horrifying. Junk food costumes, he realized, offered a wide spectrum of creative, often absurd, interpretations.
The “Deep Fried Everything” State Fair Phenomenon: Culinary Absurdity
State fairs are notorious for the “deep fry everything” phenomenon, where vendors batter and fry almost any conceivable food item, from Oreos and Twinkies to butter, Kool-Aid, and even beer, pushing the boundaries of culinary absurdity and indulgence.
Anna stared at the state fair menu: deep-fried Coca-Cola, deep-fried Snickers, deep-fried butter on a stick. “They’ll literally deep fry anything here!” she marveled. This phenomenon was the pinnacle of over-the-top, wonderfully absurd junk food culture.
The Most Bizarre Junk Food Flavor Combinations That Actually Exist
Food companies sometimes release bizarre junk food flavor combinations to generate buzz or cater to niche tastes, like wasabi Kit Kats, pickle-flavored popcorn, gravy-flavored soda, or seaweed-and-mayonnaise Pringles, often leaving consumers both intrigued and bewildered.
Liam found “Everything Bagel” flavored ice cream in the freezer aisle. “Okay, that’s one of the most bizarre junk food flavor combinations I’ve ever seen,” he thought, morbidly curious but also slightly repulsed by the savory-sweet absurdity.
Parody Junk Food Brands and Products That Make Us Laugh
Artists and comedians often create parody junk food brands and products (e.g., “Colon Blow” cereal on SNL, “Wacky Packages” stickers) that humorously mimic real packaging and advertising tropes to satirize consumer culture or the junk food industry itself.
Sarah loved the “Wacky Packages” stickers from her childhood, which hilariously parodied famous junk food brands like “Crust” toothpaste instead of Crest, or “Blisterine” instead of Listerine. These clever spoofs were a funny critique of consumer products.
The Humor in Over-the-Top Food Challenges (Man vs. Junk Food)
Food challenges involving consuming enormous or extremely spicy junk food items (“Man vs. Food” style) derive humor from the spectacle of human endurance pushed to its limits, the contestant’s often pained or comical reactions, and the sheer absurdity of the feat.
Mark watched a YouTuber attempt to eat a 7-pound burger in an hour. The contestant’s groans, sweat, and eventual, inevitable defeat were both impressive and hilariously painful to watch. The humor lay in the absurd, over-the-top nature of the junk food challenge.
The Absurd Logic of “Diet” Junk Food (Low-Fat Cookies, Sugar-Free Candy)
The concept of “diet” junk food often presents an absurd contradiction: attempting to make inherently unhealthy items “healthier” by removing one component (fat, sugar) while often adding others (artificial sweeteners, fillers), yet still marketing them as indulgent treats.
Chloe looked at the “guilt-free” low-fat, sugar-free chocolate cookie. “It’s still a cookie, made of processed stuff, just different processed stuff,” she mused. The absurd logic of trying to make junk food “healthy” by swapping one problematic ingredient for another was baffling.
The Funniest Misconceptions People Have About Junk Food
Common misconceptions about junk food can be quite funny: believing diet soda actively burns calories, thinking organic gummy bears are health food, or that one can “cancel out” a burger with a side salad. These reveal a charming naivety or wishful thinking.
David’s aunt seriously believed that drinking a diet soda after eating a cake would magically negate the cake’s calories. This funny, if scientifically baseless, misconception about junk food and its effects was a common piece of dietary folklore in her circle.
The “Secret Menu” Items That Are Too Absurd to Be Real (But Are)
Some fast-food “secret menu” items, often created by customers and spread online, are so over-the-top and absurd in their construction (e.g., the “McLand, Sea, and Air Burger” combining beef, fish, and chicken patties) that they sound fake, yet are often orderable.
Anna heard about Starbucks’ “Puppuccino” (a cup of whipped cream for dogs) and thought it was a joke. But it was real! Some secret menu items, like multi-patty burger monstrosities, seemed too absurd to exist, yet adventurous junk food fans ordered them.
Comedians Who Use Junk Food as a Staple in Their Routines
Many comedians (like Jim Gaffigan with Hot Pockets) use observations about junk food—its ubiquity, our cravings, brand quirks, the experience of eating it—as a rich source of relatable humor, tapping into shared cultural touchstones.
Liam laughed hysterically as Jim Gaffigan described the internal monologue one has while considering a Hot Pocket. Comedians often used the universal experience of eating, regretting, and secretly loving junk food as a staple for hilariously relatable routines.
The Most Hilariously Bad Homemade Junk Food Attempts (Pinterest Fails)
Attempts to recreate elaborate junk food treats found on Pinterest or TikTok often go hilariously wrong, resulting in misshapen, burnt, or unappetizing “fails” that bear little resemblance to the picture-perfect original, providing comedic online content.
Sarah tried to make rainbow swirl cupcakes she saw on Pinterest. Hers looked like a melted unicorn had sneezed. She posted the picture with #PinterestFail, joining the ranks of hilariously bad homemade junk food attempts that brought joy (and schadenfreude) to many.
The Absurdity of Junk Food Mascots and Their Backstories
Many junk food mascots (a talking cheetah in sunglasses, a leprechaun obsessed with cereal, a muscle-bound cookie-loving sailor) are inherently absurd, with fantastical backstories and personalities designed to make unhealthy products appealing and memorable, especially to children.
Mark pondered the Kool-Aid Man. “A giant, sentient pitcher of sugary drink who bursts through walls? It’s completely absurd!” he laughed. The fantastical, often nonsensical nature of junk food mascots was a key part of their strange charm.
The Funniest (and Saddest) Excuses We Make for Eating Junk Food
People concoct a wide range of excuses to justify junk food consumption, from the mundane (“I had a hard day”) to the elaborate (“The planets are aligned for pizza!”). These can be funny in their creativity or sad in their reflection of emotional eating.
Chloe told her friend, “I ate a whole cake because my houseplant looked sad.” While a funny excuse, it also hinted at a deeper tendency to use junk food for emotional reasons, showcasing the often thin line between humorous justification and sad reality.
The Irony of “Healthy” Influencers Promoting Unhealthy Junk Food
It’s often ironic (and sometimes criticized) when fitness or wellness influencers, known for promoting “clean eating” and healthy lifestyles, partner with or heavily feature unhealthy junk food brands in sponsored posts, creating a jarring contradiction.
David saw his favorite fitness influencer, who usually posted about kale and quinoa, suddenly doing a sponsored post for a new donut chain. The irony of this “healthy” role model enthusiastically promoting such obvious junk food was not lost on him or his followers.
The Most Outlandish Junk Food Claims Made in Advertising
Junk food advertising has a history of making outlandish, often scientifically baseless, claims about products—that they provide “vital energy,” “build strong bodies,” or are “part of a balanced breakfast,” when they are primarily sugar or refined carbs.
Anna found an old ad claiming a certain candy bar would “give you pep for your day’s work!” The outlandish idea that a sugary junk food was a source of sustained energy was a common, if misleading, advertising trope from a less regulated era.
The Absurd Rituals We Have Around Eating Certain Junk Foods
Many people develop specific, sometimes absurd, rituals for eating certain junk foods: only eating Oreos by twisting them apart, a particular way of eating a candy bar segment by segment, or specific topping orders for pizza.
Liam had to eat his Kit Kat bar finger by finger, breaking each one off perfectly. He knew it was an absurd little ritual, but it was an ingrained part of his enjoyment of that specific junk food.
The Funniest Online Reviews of Terrible (or Amazing) Junk Food
Online reviews for junk food, especially for particularly bad or surprisingly amazing items, can be hilariously creative, sarcastic, or overly enthusiastic, offering a window into shared consumer experiences and wit.
Sarah read an online review for a new pickle-flavored soda: “Tastes like regret and lawn clippings. 0/10, would rather drink swamp water.” The hilariously scathing (and creative) language used in some junk food reviews was pure entertainment.
The Absurdity of Paying Premium Prices for “Gourmet” Junk Food
There’s an inherent absurdity in paying very high prices for “gourmet” or “artisanal” versions of fundamentally simple, traditionally cheap junk foods like donuts, popcorn, or hot dogs, where the “luxury” aspect often feels disproportionate to the item itself.
Mark paid 12 dollars for a single “artisanal cronut” dusted with imported cocoa. “It’s delicious,” he admitted, “but there’s something fundamentally absurd about paying this much for what is, essentially, fancy fried dough.” The premium price felt a bit ridiculous.
The Most Hilarious “Karen” Moments at Fast Food Restaurants
Viral videos or anecdotes often document “Karen” moments—customers making unreasonable demands, throwing tantrums over minor issues, or exhibiting entitled behavior—at fast food restaurants, providing a source of cringeworthy, often hilarious, social commentary.
Chloe watched a viral video of a woman demanding a refund because her fast-food burger had “too many sesame seeds.” These “Karen” moments, often over trivial junk food complaints, were a bizarre and hilarious spectacle of misplaced entitlement.
The “What Was I Thinking?” Regret After an Absurd Junk Food Binge
Consuming an unusually large or bizarre combination of junk food, often late at night or driven by impulse, can lead to a profound “What was I thinking?” moment of regret the next morning, accompanied by physical discomfort and self-reproach.
David woke up surrounded by empty chip bags, half a pizza, and a melted pint of ice cream. “What WAS I thinking?” he groaned, clutching his stomach. The aftermath of his absurd late-night junk food binge was a potent cocktail of regret and indigestion.
The Funniest Junk Food Related Pranks (That Didn’t Go Too Far)
Lighthearted pranks involving junk food—filling donut boxes with vegetables, replacing Oreo creme with toothpaste, or creating “fake” unappetizing treats—can be very funny if they remain harmless and don’t cross into meanness or waste.
Anna’s colleagues replaced the donuts in a Krispy Kreme box with a neatly arranged platter of carrots and celery sticks for April Fool’s. The collective groan, followed by laughter, made it a harmlessly funny junk food-related prank.
The Absurdity of “Manly” Junk Food Marketing vs. “Feminine” Diet Food Ads
Marketing often presents an absurd dichotomy: “manly” junk food is large, meaty, and bold (mega burgers, spicy wings), while “feminine” diet foods are light, small-portioned, and often pastel-colored (yogurt, “skinny” lattes), reinforcing outdated gender stereotypes.
Liam saw an ad for “Mammoth Meat Mayhem Pizza – For Real Men!” followed by one for “Petite Bliss Yogurt Bites – For Her Delicate Needs!” The absurd, starkly gendered marketing of these junk food and diet items was almost comical in its stereotyping.
The Most Unintentionally Funny Junk Food Packaging Designs
Sometimes, due to poor translation, unfortunate graphic choices, or simply bizarre design decisions, junk food packaging can be unintentionally hilarious, leading to online sharing and amusement at the brand’s expense.
Sarah found a bag of imported crackers with a picture of a confused-looking cartoon potato and the English slogan “Potatoes are Your Friend!” The unintentionally funny packaging design made her chuckle every time she saw it.
The Humor in Trying to Eat Messy Junk Food Gracefully
Attempting to eat notoriously messy junk foods—like a loaded chili cheese dog, a powdered donut, or saucy BBQ ribs—in a graceful or dignified manner, especially in public, is often a hilariously futile endeavor.
Mark tried to eat a powdered jelly donut on a park bench without getting sugar all over his dark suit. The attempt was comical, a fine white dust settling everywhere. The humor in trying to eat messy junk food gracefully was universal.
The Absurd “Science” Behind Some Junk Food Cravings and Combinations
People often invent pseudo-scientific or absurd “logic” to explain their bizarre junk food cravings or specific food combinations (e.g., “My body needs the salt from pickles to balance the sweetness of the ice cream!”).
Chloe, dipping her fries in a chocolate milkshake, declared, “It’s about the perfect sweet-salty-cold-hot flavor matrix! It’s science!” Her friends laughed at the absurd “science” she concocted to justify her beloved, if unconventional, junk food combination.
The Funniest Things Kids Say About Junk Food
Children often have hilariously honest, unfiltered, or imaginative things to say about junk food—their intense desires, their strange flavor descriptions, or their adorably naive understanding of nutrition.
David’s four-year-old, after eating a blue lollipop, asked with wide eyes, “Daddy, if I eat enough blue, will my poop turn blue?” The funny, innocent questions kids ask about junk food are a constant source of amusement.
The Absurdity of “Limited Time Offer” Junk Foods Creating Mass Hysteria
The disproportionate excitement, long lines, and online hysteria generated by the return or launch of a “Limited Time Offer” junk food item (like the McRib or Pumpkin Spice Latte) can seem absurd given the product’s actual quality or nutritional value.
Anna watched people queue for an hour to get a “Unicorn Sparkle Frappé,” a limited-time offer. The mass hysteria over a brightly colored, sugary junk drink seemed utterly absurd, yet undeniably powerful as a marketing tactic.
The Most Ridiculous Junk Food Related World Records
Guinness World Records features numerous ridiculous junk food-related feats: largest pizza, longest gummy worm, most Big Macs eaten, fastest time to eat a donut with no hands. These celebrate extreme, often absurd, consumption.
Liam read about the world record for “most M&M’s eaten with chopsticks in one minute.” “People train for this?” he wondered, amused by the sheer ridiculousness of such specific, junk food-related world records.
The Humor in People’s Fierce Loyalty to Specific Junk Food Brands
The intense, unwavering loyalty some people display towards a specific junk food brand (Coke vs. Pepsi, McDonald’s vs. Burger King), often defending it passionately and irrationally, can be a source of humorous social observation.
Sarah’s uncle would get genuinely upset if a restaurant only served Pepsi, not Coke. His fierce, almost tribal, loyalty to a specific junk food soda brand was a running family joke, a humorous example of brand devotion.
The Absurd “Solutions” People Invent for Their Junk Food Problems
People sometimes devise comically elaborate or absurd “solutions” to control their junk food habits, like hiding snacks in bizarre places, setting overly complicated eating rules, or inventing Rube Goldberg-esque contraptions to dispense treats slowly.
Mark, trying to eat fewer chips, bought a timed-release kitchen safe for his snack bags. His wife found this absurdly elaborate “solution” to a simple willpower problem quite amusing, though she admitted it was creative.
The Funniest (and Scariest) Things Found Inside Junk Food Vending Machines
Beyond the usual snacks, vending machines (especially older or poorly maintained ones) can sometimes contain funny or unsettling surprises: decades-old expired items, bizarre foreign snacks, or even non-food objects that somehow ended up inside.
Chloe once saw a vending machine in a dusty motel that seemed to contain a single, fossilized Twinkie and a can of “Fruit Punch Flavored Motor Oil” (hopefully a joke label). The contents were both funny and slightly scary.
The Absurdity of “Food Snobs” Turning Their Noses Up at Common Junk Food
“Food snobs” who exclusively praise obscure, artisanal, or expensive foods while disdainfully dismissing common, popular junk food items can seem absurd, especially when their critiques become overly pretentious or out of touch with everyday enjoyment.
David’s cousin, a self-proclaimed “foodie,” wrinkled his nose at the offer of a simple hot dog at the BBQ. “I only consume hand-crafted, heritage breed sausages,” he declared. The absurdity of such snobbery towards beloved, common junk food was palpable.
The Most Hilarious Junk Food Related Internet Memes and GIFs
Junk food—its cravings, brands, and eating experiences—is a constant source of hilarious internet memes, GIFs, and viral jokes that tap into shared cultural understandings and relatable moments of indulgence or dietary struggle.
Anna scrolled through her phone, laughing at a meme of a cat staring longingly at a pizza slice with the caption “Me, on a diet.” These junk food-related memes were a constant source of relatable, shareable internet humor.
The Absurd Lengths People Will Go To for Their Favorite Junk Food
Some individuals will go to extreme or absurd lengths to obtain a specific, craved junk food item—driving hours for a particular brand, paying exorbitant prices for imported snacks, or concocting elaborate schemes to acquire a limited-edition treat.
Liam heard his favorite donut shop was releasing a special maple-bacon flavor for one day only. He woke up at 4 AM and drove two hours to be first in line. The absurd lengths he went to for that specific junk food were a testament to his dedication.
The Funniest Pet Reactions to Being Offered (or Stealing) Junk Food
Pets often have hilarious, over-the-top reactions when offered a tiny piece of (pet-safe) human junk food, or when caught guiltily stealing a forbidden treat, their expressions of ecstasy or shame providing endless amusement.
Sarah’s dog, Buster, once managed to steal an entire slice of pizza off the counter. The look of pure, unadulterated bliss on his face as he scarfed it down, followed by his “who, me?” innocent stare, was one of the funniest pet-related junk food moments she’d witnessed.
The Absurdity of Certain Junk Food “Health Trends” (e.g., Butter Coffee)
Some “health trends” incorporate junk food-like elements or make questionable nutritional claims, like “butter coffee” (Bulletproof coffee) or “activated charcoal” ice cream. The juxtaposition of “health” and indulgent or bizarre ingredients often seems absurd.
Mark saw an ad for “Collagen-Infused Gummy Bears for Youthful Skin.” The idea of getting anti-aging benefits from what was essentially candy struck him as a particularly absurd junk food “health trend,” blending pseudoscience with sugary indulgence.
The Most Ridiculous Junk Food Merchandise You Can Actually Buy
Beyond the food itself, companies produce a vast array of often ridiculous junk food-themed merchandise: pizza-slice pool floats, hamburger-shaped beds, french fry-scented air fresheners, or clothing patterned with candy logos, catering to devoted fans.
Chloe found a website selling “Cheeto Dust” scented candles and “Taco Bell Hot Sauce Packet” sleeping bags. “The world of ridiculous junk food merchandise is truly endless!” she laughed, amazed at what people would actually buy.
The Humor in Trying to Justify Junk Food as “Part of a Balanced Diet”
The common refrain “it’s part of a balanced diet” when referring to a clearly unhealthy junk food item is often humorous due to the inherent contradiction and the mental gymnastics required to justify frequent indulgence under a veneer of moderation.
David, eating his third donut of the morning, declared, “Hey, it’s got flour and eggs! Totally part of a balanced diet!” His attempt to humorously justify the sugary junk food as somehow nutritious was a familiar refrain.
The Absurdity of “Foodstagram” Culture Obsessed with Perfect Junk Food Shots
“Foodstagram” culture, where individuals meticulously style and photograph their junk food (often a single, expensive donut or an over-the-top milkshake) for social media validation before eating it, can seem absurd in its prioritization of aesthetics over actual enjoyment.
Anna watched a group at the next table spend ten minutes photographing their single, elaborate cupcake from every conceivable angle for Instagram. The obsession with getting the perfect junk food shot, she thought, was a peculiar absurdity of modern “Foodstagram” culture.
The Funniest Autocorrect Fails When Texting About Junk Food
Autocorrect mishaps when texting about specific junk food cravings or items can lead to hilarious and nonsensical messages, as phones try to “correct” brand names or slang into something entirely different.
Liam texted his wife, “Pick up some sour patch kids?” Autocorrect changed it to “Pick up some sour patch lids?” She replied, “Lids for what, dear?” The ensuing confusion from the junk food autocorrect fail made them both laugh.
The Absurd “Conspiracy Theories” About Junk Food Companies
Various absurd (and usually baseless) conspiracy theories circulate about junk food companies and their products—that they use secret addictive ingredients beyond sugar/fat/salt, that mascots are part of a global mind-control plot, or that certain items contain bizarre non-food components.
Sarah’s uncle earnestly explained his theory that fast-food fries contained a special chemical that made seagulls follow you. While patently absurd, such junk food conspiracy theories provided a humorous glimpse into public paranoia and imagination.
The Most Hilariously Inaccurate Junk Food Portrayals in Movies or TV
Sometimes, movies or TV shows depict junk food in ways that are hilariously inaccurate or physically impossible—a character eating an entire giant pizza without gaining weight, a soda can that never seems to empty, or a burger that stays perfectly assembled despite rough handling.
Mark laughed as the action hero in the movie ate an entire box of donuts, then immediately performed complex acrobatics without any ill effects. The hilariously inaccurate portrayal of junk food’s impact was a common, if unrealistic, media trope.
The Absurdity of Arguing Passionately About the “Best” Way to Eat a Certain Junk Food
People can get surprisingly passionate and argumentative about the “correct” or “best” way to eat a specific junk food item—how to dunk an Oreo, the right topping order for a hot dog, whether ketchup belongs on a certain dish—highlighting the absurd intensity of minor culinary preferences.
Chloe and her brother had a heated, 20-minute debate about whether you should eat the “ears” or the “body” of a chocolate bunny first. The absurdity of their passionate argument over the “best” way to consume this seasonal junk food was not lost on them.
The Funniest “Diet Fails” Involving Junk Food Temptations
Stories of “diet fails”—where well-intentioned healthy eating plans are spectacularly derailed by an irresistible junk food temptation or a moment of weakness—are often a source of relatable, self-deprecating humor.
David started his diet on Monday. By Tuesday afternoon, his colleague found him guiltily hiding an empty donut box under his desk. “Diet’s going well, Dave?” she teased. His swift and spectacular “diet fail” was a source of much office amusement.
The Absurd “Luxury” Versions of Everyday Junk Food (e.g., Gold-Covered Donuts)
The creation of absurdly expensive “luxury” versions of common junk foods—donuts covered in edible gold, burgers with truffle aioli and caviar, $1000 ice cream sundaes—highlights a culture of extreme indulgence and often, more spectacle than substance.
Anna saw an article about a $100 donut covered in 24k gold leaf. “That’s the peak of absurd luxury junk food,” she thought. “Does gold even taste good, or is it just for show?” The extravagance felt more like a gimmick than a genuine culinary improvement.
The Most Ridiculous Junk Food Related Hashtags on Social Media
Social media users invent countless specific, often humorous or hyperbolic, hashtags related to junk food experiences, cravings, or brands (e.g., #SnackAttackSunday, #PizzaIsMyBae, #DonutKillMyVibe, #HangryProblems), creating niche online communities.
Liam searched #DeepFriedGoodness and found a vibrant community sharing photos of state fair food and extreme fried creations. The specificity and sheer volume of ridiculous junk food related hashtags on social media never ceased to amaze him.
My Collection of the Funniest Junk Food Jokes and Puns
Junk food is a rich source of puns and jokes, playing on brand names, food characteristics, or common eating experiences (“Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling!”).
Sarah kept a running list of her favorite junk food jokes. Her current top pun: “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it… especially if it’s pizza.” Her collection was a testament to the lighthearted humor found in our relationship with these treats.